To the Holy See

Dear mr Ben,

Although I am fully aware that you accidentally landed on the wrong island, I am still following your awe-inspiring visit to Britain with fascination. I appreciate your all-knowing evalutaion that the United Kingdom is a multicultural and modern state, truly, I belive the Brits themselves haven't noticed yet.

And I can not agree more to your most wise reminder that Britain should not forget it's christian roots on which the current system of rights and liberties in the UK are based upon. Without doubt, if there oppressive catholic leaders of the 17th century who were overthrown in the Glorious Revolution had never taken the throne of England, the development of modern freedoms and democratic government would have been substantsialy more complicated.

And thank you, omniscient mr Walter, for your knowledgeable appraisal that the UK is in fact a developing country. Surely, Britain is already looking up to your deeply modern and full-fledged system of tyrannycal theocratic despotism in Vatican, that has little evolved since it's establishment in the 8th century, and feeling ashamed for it's backwards ways.

I sincerely hope to see you visit Estonia shortly, since I am developing a growing fear that our six thousand catholics might take a turn towards radical atheism as the catholic majority amongst amongst the population of the United Kingdom has already done.

All the love,

Your biggest fan